Thursday, February 9, 2012

The Dinner Party


I’ll try my best to explain what happened; even if you think I’m crazy, I just have to tell someone.

It all started a few hours ago…

My best friend Jolene invited me to her father’s house for dinner. And since it had been forever since I had a home-cooked meal, I jumped at the chance. The only thing that seemed really weird was that I needed an invitation, under the strict promise that I was not to tell anyone else about it.

The invitation was printed on was a strange combination of fabric and wax. The time and address were stitched on and I was to arrive at 9pm sharp.

Looking back, I should have known something was up, but how could I? I’ve known Jolene since Grade School, and Mr. & Mrs. Harrison had always seemed like a sweet, normal married couple. I had no reason to think this would happen…

As soon as I knocked on the door, Jolene pulled me into his house with a crushing bear hug in her usual over-the-top way, typical Jolene. Mr. Harrison looked as handsome as ever, a little salt and pepper hair along the hairline, but pretty much looked the same after all these years. The three of us engaged in small talk, until Mr. Harrison seated us in the beautifully arranged dining room, with crystal glasses, silver utensils, and monogram cloth napkins.  Jolene and I sat across from each other as Mr. Harrison retrieved the plates.

“Where’s Mrs. Harrison”?

Jolene and her dad shared an uneasy glance, “Oh I mean to tell ya, My step mom died a few weeks ago”.

“Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry Mr. Harrison! I didn’t mean to”-

He held up his hand, “It’s no problem”. He smiled.

Embarrassed, I awkwardly turned my attention to the food in front of me, laid out on beautiful powder blue china. My knife cut into the meat as easily as a samurai sword slicing a tomato. Actually the knife wasn’t needed at all.   

“Mmm, this is really good Mr. Harrison, how did you make it”?

He peeked at me, then to his daughter with a secret grin “Oh, I didn’t make it. It’s the type of meal that…makes itself”.

“Oh, uhh, okay…”

Jolene chimed in, “What he means is, it was really easy to prepare. Dad’s not much of a cook, but he did his thing with this recipe.

But how would she know that? She hadn’t touched her plate, neither did Mr. Harrison. I didn’t even realize they were watching me eat; and believe me, I was eating. No, more than that -I was devouring!

I don’t know, it was like, addictive or something. I think MSG was in that shit or whatever, cause as soon as I finished the stew-type meal, I asked for seconds, then thirds. I had to literally push myself away from the table once my stomach threatened to burst.

And all the while, they watched.

“Wow, that was…wow”. I couldn’t think of anything else to say.

“We’re glad you liked it” They voiced simultaneously, and then laughed. Abruptly, Mr. Harrison’s voice became stern as he looked me in the eyes, “I’m glad you came over, you really did me a great favor. You know, since my wife died, I’ve been trying to find a way to move on, and you helped me do that”.

“By eating dinner with you”?

“Yes, actually”.

Just then, Jolene rose from the table; I don’t know where she went. Mr. Harrison kept his eyes on me, as he spoke more casually, “You know, I’ve always wanted to know what you taste like”.

It wasn’t until the corner of my eye caught Jolene, and the sharp steel axe coming at my head that I bolted toward the door. I ran as fast as I could into the night, and I came straight here. You gotta believe me Officer, you have to!

“So where is, uh, Mrs. Harrison now?”

“She’s…. inside me”.

Monday, February 6, 2012

In the Flesh


The basement reeked of day-old piss, musty clothes, and stagnant water pooling in the corner of the dungeonous room. Kendall noiselessly chewed on a fresh piece of bread as she looked around. She knew he would be back soon. She crammed the rest of the bread in her mouth; washing it down with bottled water he was so kind to give her. Yes, kind was the only word that came to mind when Kendall thought about her circumstances.

********
Just the day before, she was trying to hitch a ride back to California. When she stuck out her thumb for the 10th time along the endless highway, she thanked God, Santa Claus, and Buddha when the black Escalade pumped its breaks. She jumped in the SUV without a second glance to the driver. Her eyes went to the backseat first, eyeing the cushions and floor for anything out of place –like weapons, or maybe someone laying in wait. Once her suspicion eased, she turned to the driver who remained quiet throughout Kendall’s inspection. Maybe he wanted her to feel more comfortable –or at least give her the impression she was safe. When he finally spoke, Kendall was even more soothed by his easy-going inflection, and kind gray eyes.
“Where ya headed”?
“Cali –uh, L.A. to be exact. But I’ll go as far as you’ll take me”.

He fixed his eyes on the road again, seemingly lost in thought. Kendall wasn’t sure what to say next; and since the sun was setting and the desert would bring a merciless cold soon after, she didn’t want to risk saying the wrong thing, or asking any personal questions to get her ass kicked out.
“Yeah, I’m coming from Vegas,” She continued, “Almost lost my shirt while I was there. I barely had enough to get any food, so I figured I’d pocket what money I had left and hitchhike the rest of the way. Stupid, huh”? She softly chucked.
The driver silently nodded in agreement.

The rest of the drive was a relaxed one, albeit agonizingly quiet. Before she knew it, Kendall had drifted off the sleep, dreams filled with flashing lights, and the familiar sound of the jackpot she never won. Kendall’s eyes popped open when the car went over something that felt like a pothole. The night was pitch black, with nothing but twinkling start speckling the sky. She looked down at her jeans, white t-shirt, and denim jacket. Everything was intact. Her backpack (and buck knife hidden inside) was still securely on her lap. Despite being groggy, Kendall realized she was okay, and untouched.

But something was wrong. 

They had turned off the highway, and were on a dirt road she wouldn’t recognize if her life depended on it. The driver kept one hand on the steering wheel, and rested against the seat, eerily familiar with where he was going –and where he would be taking her. Kendall’s heart pounded in her chest, as she gave a side-ways glance to Mr. No-name. Now completely alert, she didn’t want to show him how frightened she’d become.

Then, her predicament became all to clear: no one knew where she was. Her family was back in Newark, and the friends she did make were way more successful than her, but always too busy to help her find gigs. Her acting career never took off like she hoped; landing a few spots here and there as an extra on some crappy sitcom, but damn sure not enough to live on. She traveled to Vegas in the spur of the moment, determined to hit it big, or at least get a sugar daddy if things really went south. But neither one happened, and here she was, trying to get back to her 1-bedroom lousy apartment, courtesy of a guy she never laid eyes on before.

Kendall cleared her throat,  “Where are we”? She asked as calmly as she could muster.

The driver smiled at her, displaying perfect evenly spaced teeth, “I’m taking you to my house. I’m tired of drivin’ and I don’t want my wife to worry anymore. While you were dozin’ I called her and said I’d be home soon, and bringing a guest for dinner…I hope you don’t mind”.

“Well, actually I” –

“You did say you were low on cash and hungry, didn’t you”?

Kendall looked down at her dusty sneakers, “I said something like that. But I really don’t wanna be a bother, especially to your wife”.

“It’s no trouble” He smiled again; “She’s dying to meet you”.

They pulled into a long driveway, leading to a beautiful 3-story house, with not another home in sight. Kendall’s anxiety subsided a little when she saw an outline of a woman in the doorway, waving at them.

“So, you a dancer, or somethin’?” He asked suddenly, just as Kendall reached for the passenger door.

“Uh no, I’m an actress…I guess a wanna-be actress at this point”. She muttered, unable to hide her bitterness.

“Yeah, my wife was an actress too, long long time ago –way before you were born”. He mused.

Kendall smiled meekly. This was the most he ever spoke the entire trip. Perplexed, she remained in the vehicle as he gazed in the direction of his house.

“We’re working on her comeback,” He replied, as if to gage Kendall’s reaction, “And we could really use your help, since you’re a part of the biz, and all”...

Kendall laughed, “Dude, you found me walking along a highway, what the hell can I possibly do for you”?

He grinned, but his face was void of amusement “Don’t count yourself out, I imagine you’ll be exactly what she’s looking for”.

*******
Kendall finished the bottle of warm water as she pieced together the rest of what happened that night. Just as she reached for the car door again, the man slammed her head into the window twice, even though she had been knocked out with the first blow. He ripped her backpack away from her, flinging it into the backseat. The woman ran to the passenger side, opening the door as Kendall toppled onto the cold ground. When she came to, she felt herself being carried down some stairs, and into the basement that would become her home. As soon as she tried to scream, he backhanded her into instant submission. He was a lot stronger than he looked. 

The couple looked at Kendall cruelly, as she curled into a ball and cried

“Yes”. The wife cooed, “She’s perfect”.

********
Neither the man nor the woman said another word to Kendall after that, only giving her enough food and water to live on. After a while, it seemed like Kendall was a part of the furniture that just happened to be held hostage in the basement. They never touched, or hit her again. Kendall began to think she would make it out of her in one piece after all. She just had to remain calm, and play along.

The basement door opened then, and the man walked in, as Kendall expected. She handed him her plate and empty bottle, saying nothing.

“She’s ready for you now”. He said flatly, “Come with me”.

Kendall wobbled to her feet, following him up the stairs into the house. The surroundings were immaculate, with each room adorned with it’s own color scheme. The kitchen was a cheery bright yellow with eggshell trim, where the living room had a warm magenta tone, with complementary charcoal furniture and lighting fixtures.  He led her to the second floor, and into a spacious beyond-clean starkly white bathroom. Steam rose from the tub, as Kendall moved closer, to the hot water. 

“You have to be clean first”. He handed her a crisp towel, and washcloth, “She’ll be in to bathe you.”

Kendall nodded, and proceeded to undress. The man looked on absently as she eagerly peeled the dirty jeans, and dingy t-shirt from her tired skin. She’d been used to him looking at her is if she was an object, so she shamelessly unhooked her bra and slid off her panties with silent glee. She never felt so dirty in her life. The woman seemed to have appeared behind him suddenly. She tapped him on the shoulder,
“I’ll take it from here hon”.

With a peck on the cheek, he left the bathroom, shutting and locking the door behind him.

“Please, get in the tub”.

Kendall dipped her foot into the hot water timidly; it felt as if it was boiling “Ouch”! She lurched back. The woman gripped Kendall’s shoulders from behind firmly, “Oh, I’m so sorry dear! I’ll fix that”.

She reached for a curious chrome bottle, pouring a thick green substance into the water. For a second, the syrupy stuff encompassed the whole bathtub, and then it dissipated just as quickly.

“Try again”. She said happily.

Knowing she had no choice, Kendall, stuck her foot into the water again, and just like that, the water had indeed cooled. She immersed herself, as the woman coated a washcloth with more of that weird green ooze. She lifted Kendall’s legs out of the water, lathering them each with care. Kendall’s skin began to tingle all over. Next, the woman cleaned Kendall’s breasts and shoulders, working her way to her back. 

Just then, the tingle turned into a strange burning sensation. The fumes from the wash filled Kendall’s nose, and she suddenly felt like she couldn’t breathe at all. She ineffectively tried to speak, as the vapors seeped in her mouth, down her windpipe, and into her lungs. Her limbs felt like lead now; she lost all control over her arms and legs and could barely lift her head, as it hit the back of the tub with a loud thunk! That strange burning sensation turned into unimaginable pain as it traveled up, down, and inside her naked body. Kendall felt the liquid move into her orifices, as if it were searching for something.

The woman hummed softly, as she continued to clean Kendall. Once she was satisfied, she stood up and watched, as Kendall’s body went into total paralysis. She could still hear, see, and feel everything. Even though she had a hard time breathing, the woman knew it wouldn’t matter much longer. 

Kendall’s skin glowed neon green, as her bones began awkwardly protruding forward; as if they had a life of their own and wanted to escape. Kendall’s eyes screamed bloody murder, but her lips remained mute. As the green slime did its work, Kendall’s skeleton slid off her flesh with ease. Once her skin was detached from her bones, the woman pulled Kendall by her brown hair out of the tub with little effort. She let the water out, and watched the bones dissolve with it down the drain.

A few minutes later, the woman stepped from the bathroom, flicking long dark bangs out of her eyes. The man beamed, as if seeing his wife for the first time.

“Do you like my new skin”? She grinned

“I love it”! He exclaimed, taking her in his arms, “You’re so much prettier than the last girl I got for ya. You’ll be a star in no time”! 

Saturday, February 4, 2012

The Voyeur


I can’t tell you how long I’ve been floating around here…Days? Weeks?

The only thing I know for sure is that I’m dead.

I seem to be confined to my home, or should I say the home my fiancĂ© and I shared for almost 2 years. But I don’t want to be here. I want out. Everytime I reach for the doorknob to step into the outside world; or heaven, or wherever, my hand slips through, with a vapor of smoke. I don’t desire food, nourishment, or sleep. I walk the halls day and night, and when I’m extra bored I can will myself to float like I’m doing now. Not the most exciting thing to do but hey, it kills time.

Rick is a wreck without me. Yesterday I overhead him on the phone talking with his mom, saying he can’t believe it’s been a month since I…died.  Hell, I can’t believe it either. It seems like only yesterday I was happy, with a great job and a wonderful man. The next thing I know, my car is hugging the telephone pole two blocks from my house –maybe I shouldn’t have answered that text from my sister after all...

I must admit, I do get a sense of pleasure knowing that Rick still hasn’t moved on with someone else yet. I don’t know what I would do if I found another woman in my home. Even though I'm dead, it doesn't mean have to put up that shit

It’s 7:00pm; he should be here by now….

*******
  
Bright lights stream through the living room windows. It sounds like Rick’s car. One car door opens and closes…then another?

Who could that be?

The keys fiddle into the front door, as I see my fiancĂ© walk through the front door, followed closely by a very attractive woman, laughing at something that’s apparently hilarious.

What the hell is this?!

She slams the door behind her, carelessly flinging her purse onto a nearby table, as she wraps her arms around his waist. Evening shadows cover her face, but something about her laugh and silhouette seems so…familiar. He seems more than receptive, leading her into the bedroom…the bedroom we used to share not too long ago.

The bastard!

In a puff of invisible smoke, I make it there before them, her face still hidden to me. Their words are muffled together, but it’s clear they’ve done this before; just not in the house. Rick undresses her first, as if unwrapping an expensive crystal swan. And as she lowers herself down to the king-sized bed, he face is finally revealed. The same cheek bones, raven hair, pouty lips, and smoky champagne eyes –my sister!

He buries his face into her waiting pussy, and I feel the urge to puke –unfortunately I can’t. But I feel something else now, something I can’t even fully describe. Is it sadness? Helplessness? No, it’s anger, rage -wrath.
I can’t explain what happened next; I really can’t.

As he was mounting her, I felt myself floating toward the bed, slipping into his smooth skin, and becoming one with his whole being. I feel his hardness, just as he prepares to enter her. His eyes become my eyes, and I see myself looking into my own face, my twin.

Suddenly, I felt my upper body strengthen, intertwining with his thick strong muscles. My arms become his and I can actually touch again. I reached out and grab her neck, softly at first; then applying more pressure once I realized she was actually enjoying it. I shifted all of Rick’s body weight on top of her, and kept squeezing as she gawked helplessly into her lover’s eyes. Her limbs flailed, but it was pointless. Rick dedicated 3 hours a day to the gym, and there was no way she could overpower him -I mean me.

Her eyes are abruptly overcastted with streaks of blood, begging to burst from her sockets. My strength intensified once I realized it was almost over. A loud crunch of her trachea was all it took, and I knew she would never take another breath again.  

Just then, my body leaped out of his, and I can barely move. But it doesn’t matter. Now it all becomes clear and I know why I’m still here. Rick will never be with another woman again.

Ever.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Head Game


Sterling Brown had met a few chicks online, but none came close to having the type of appeal Rayna possessed...at least that’s what she called herself. Not that Sterling really gave a shit what her real name was; he just wanted to “conquer” her, as it were. Sterling called himself: The ego’s ego; encouraged by the countless women who fell under his spell. Sometimes he wouldn’t even have to take her to dinner, or pull out the trusty “I’m not like those other guys” speech, which he could recite with such geniality, it would bring a tear to any gullible girls’ eye.  

For weeks Sterling and Rayna exchanged flirty tweets, and e-mails, never stepping into the threshold of cybersex, but damn close. With any other female, Sterling would have broken her down with his suave charm, surprising intelligence, and playful humor within a few days.

But Rayna was different.

She didn’t fall for his tricks, if anything she seemed immune to any type of compliments or come-ons, which did little to snuff the flame of lust from Sterling’s loins. She played it coy, but always encouraged him with a sexy pic, or two.

She was nothing less than stunning…MAXIM magazine stunning. She said she was 5’11, but who can really tell in a picture? One thing that wasn’t up for debate was her ridiculously toned abs, smooth but firm toffee thighs, and surgically enhanced 38DD tits –but Sterling didn’t care about that either. Her wavy blonde-streaked chestnut hair cascaded loosely around her shoulders in a come-hither careless style. But what really got Sterling was her silent smile, a crooked little grin that pulsed his dick more than once. Not that he ever told Rayna that –he’d be damned before he would let her think he was really feeling her.  

Rayna never divulged much about her life; only saying she was “in-between gigs”. She was an expert at turning the conversation around on him, picking his brain about what he did for a living, and whom he was screwing any given week.

Rayna didn’t seem bothered at all by Sterling’s shameless bragging; how this one time he got a 19  year-old to send nude pics to his phone; only to show them off to his buddies at work. And lets not forget the kicker: that chick who left her toddler in the car, while she ran in his house to give him a quick blowjob before his shift started. Sterling laughed about it all, while Rayna laughed along, and transcribed mental notes of everything he said.

Out of the blue, Rayna suggested they finally met in person. Sterling jumped at the chance: who wouldn’t? He silently prayed she wasn’t a bullshitter; especially when it came to her looks. But something assured him it wasn’t like that at all. She seemed real, straight up, direct. After all, the meeting was her idea so if anything went wrong, he would just dump her ass like he did to the countless love-lorn victims before her.

*************                                              
Club Slique was packed to the hilt. Sterling had to struggle to make a side-ways beeline to the bar before he could breathe easier. He dressed casually on purpose, black slacks and shirt, and a splash of Armani Code to keep things interesting. Rayna wouldn’t be hard to spot, Sterling knew that. Even in a wall-to-wall congested club, she would stick out like a celebrity in a room full of thirsty groupies.  

And there she was. 

There was nothing overtly sexual about the way she carried herself, but everything was perfect: Her amazing hourglass figure poured into the knee-length blood red dress, complimented with a bold pair of yellow heels. She absently fingered the rim of a Screwdriver she’d been nursing, as Sterling eased up beside her:

“Well, it’s official, you are the most beautiful woman in the building”! Rayna laughed bashfully, but said nothing. There were no vacant barstools, so Sterling was forced to stand by her shoulder, while she turned her body toward his.

“I’m glad you look better than your picture”, She gushed, quickly staring into her drink,

Sterling beamed, “Yeah, everyone says that”!

“Can I get you a drink”?

“Nah, I’m cool”.

“Okay,” She went back to tracing invisible lines around her glass, “So how do you wanna do this”?

“We can chill here for a while, talk, get to know each other”-

Raynas’ giggle was rich with sensuality, “I thought we already went through the getting to know you stage”.

Sterling eyed her up and down, “Alright, I’ll leave it up to you then: what do you wanna do”?

“I wanna suck your dick”. She replied matter-of-factly.

Sterling felt his throat tighten for a moment, totally lost for words. “Wha –what did you say”?

Her eyes sparkled deviously, “You heard me”.

“Right here? Now?”

“Why not”?

In one smooth motion, Rayna dropped a twenty-dollar bill on the bar, motioning for the waitress to keep the change. She grabbed Sterling’s hand in a way that made him feel like they had already known each other for years. Her every move was filled with such a sexy confidence, Sterling could do nothing but follow her as she lead him to the far end of the club, to the back exit.

It took the cool evening air for Sterling to realize how hot, and hard he had become. Rayna had him dizzy with anticipation…and something else he couldn’t quite put his finger on.

Was she a player just like him? Is it possible he found his other half in her? Could he see himself being her man?

Hell no.

Before he knew what was happening, she shoved him against the building, and expertly unbuckled his pants.

“What if someone see’s”? He whispered, then silently cursed himself for sounding like a pussy

“Who cares” She smiled. That same crooked smile from the pictures, the smile that drove him crazy.

“Yeah, you’re different…that’s for damn sure”!

“You have no idea…”

What does that mean? Sterling voiced internally.

Nevermind, fuck it.

His rock-hard cock sprang out of his boxer briefs, without any prompting from her. She massaged it for a few seconds, while staring intensely into Sterling’s’ eyes:

“I never did tell you about my head game, did I”?

“Nah”.

“I hope you can handle it, it’s…vicious”.

“Girl, please! You should be asking yourself if you can handle me”. He said smugly,

Rayna laughed again, louder this time. Sterling scanned the narrow alleyway nervously, not a soul in sight. Perfect.

“If only you knew”, She licked the pre-cum off the tip of his dick “I’ve been handling you since day one”.

Okay, what the hell did that mean? He mused.

Before he had time to give it another thought, she took all 8 inches of his veiny solid dick into her mouth, expertly working her tongue down his swollen shaft, and up down again. For a second, he thought he might pass out. He placed his entire body weight against the wall, sealing his eyes tight.

Her technique had an almost hypnotic quality to it, and once again Sterling was speechless. Suddenly, he felt something sharp graze the side of his dick as she pulled up. His eyes popped open,

“Whoa, I ain’t into that pain/pleasure shit”!

“mmm sorry” she stifled a giggle, “I’ll try to be more careful with my teeth”.

Funny, that didn’t feel like teeth. His inner voice chimed louder. 

Something wasn’t right. As much as he loved the feeling of Rayna’s mouth, he had no intention of letting her hurt the crown jewels –no fucking way.

But once again, Rayna was one step ahead of him. Just as he tried to wriggle from her vacuum of a throat, the darting sharp pains surrounded his cock like a vice full of ice picks. Sterling’s scream stopped short as he looked down at Rayna’s face, which had horribly distorted into cat-like metamorphosis.  The thing that used to be Rayna looked back at him and winked, as her razor sharp fangs bore deep into his vulnerable flesh.

This time, he did pass out, only to be met seconds later with death in a cold lonely alley, and his penis being devoured by a creature that goes by the name of Rayna,

With another glance towards her latest conquest, Rayna’s beautiful facial features returned.

She bent down next to Sterling Brown, voice dripping with sweet revelry, “I told you my head game was vicious”.


Sunday, September 11, 2011

Crash Course in Creative Writing: Part 3

Hello again!

Here I am, once again sharing with you some useful tips to help you become a better Creative Writer. You know, I firmly believe everyone has the potential to be a great writer; and even if I never become a published Author, if I help someone else attain that goal, I'll be happy. (Okay that's a little egotistical, but it's true lol!)

So in this blog, I wanted to offer a "homework assignment" of sorts. Earlier this year (Feb. 2011) I posted some of my work on my channel called: Seven Super-Short Stories in 7 Days.
I wrote a new story every day for 7 days straight, uploaded it, and titled each story after the day of the week that the story was written.

Now as I said in the video (see below) the reason I did this is to challenge myself to write in a way that was out of my element.

So, the assignment is this: Take one of my stories you like the best and
A: Pick up where I left off and add to it, or
B: Take what I've written & re-write it in your own writing style.

I think it's a good idea to re-write another writer's piece of work because it will help you identity your own writing style & technique, strenghts, and weaknesses.

Now, I call them super-short for a reason, no story is over 200 words. Here are the links for all 7 stories:
7 super short stories: Monday

7 super short stories: Tuesday

7 super short stories: Wednesday

7 super short stories Thursday

7super short stories Friday

7supershort stories Saturday

7 super-short stories Sunday



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Saturday, September 10, 2011

How Women Manipulate Men


Hey You :)

Now if you're familiar with my YouTube channel by now (hint, hint!) then you should know I have a very tongue-n-cheek approach to subjects about men and women. So with that in mind....RELAX!!

Anyway,  it a well-known fact that women use their feminine wiles to take advantage of a situation, but only if you let us, of course. As I said in my video (see below) Women are natural born multitaskers, with the ability to do several things as once. The goal, is to keep your defenses down and distracted.
It's kinda shady, but hey -I'm being honest.
You see, women have to zoom in on your weaknesses as soon as possible so we can be prepared for whatever type of attitude you throw our way. We know how to back down; making you think you have to upper-hand.
And yes, we have to play to your over-sized (or fragile) ego. How do we do this: Simple!
1. Challenge your ego by telling you to prove us wrong (a jab to your masculinity)
2. Or, take the opposite stance by placating you by saying your the most wonderful, strong, handsome, funny, blah blah you get the idea...

And the "Damsel in Distress" is always reserved for guys who feel the need to constantly prove how superior they are. A man will always want to "save" a woman, no matter what.

This won't change anytime soon.

But keep this in mind fellas: A woman will manipulate you -if you allow it. So, if all a chick has to do is flash some boob or show ass to get what she wants...who's really playing who?

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Sunday, September 4, 2011

The Dog-Faced Girl theory

So recently I made a video called Face Fvcked!! (see below) and basically it was a tongue-n-cheek observation of how some men go gaga over something as superficial as a pretty face. (NOTE: I said some men, not all!)

Now, I wasn't super-serious about any of it, but I wanted to make some honest points in a light-hearted way. Also, I wasn't talking about myself at all in the video, just speaking generally as I normally do. Now, It seems to me that the Dog-Faced girl would make a way better girlfriend (or bed buddy) than a ultra-pretty girl. And as I said in my video, I have my reasons:
Reasons you'll be better off with the Dog-Faced Girl:
1. She'll be super-thankful to have you, cutting down the chances of cheating
2. You'll never have to worry about your friends hitting on her behind your back
3. She'll be more willing to do some freaky sex sh*t just to please you
4. She'll have a great personality & a sense of humor, so you'll never be bored.
Now on the other hand, the girl with the ultra pretty face has more of a superiority complex that needs to be nourished with compliments, attention, validation, etc. In turn, she probably won't be jumping thru hoops to make you happy; but rather doing just enough to keep you content.
Disadvantages of the girl with the Ultra-Pretty face:
1. She'll be so in love with herself, she'll treat you like crap because she has no idea how to be selfless & considerate
2. She's only attracted to people that remind her of herself. This includes other chicks, in which case she isn't going to be worried about you anyway -sorry!
3. She's crazy.

So the question is: which girl would you rather have? Choose wisely!
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