The Dog-Faced Girl theory

So recently I made a video called Face Fvcked!! (see below) and basically it was a tongue-n-cheek observation of how some men go gaga over something as superficial as a pretty face. (NOTE: I said some men, not all!)

Now, I wasn't super-serious about any of it, but I wanted to make some honest points in a light-hearted way. Also, I wasn't talking about myself at all in the video, just speaking generally as I normally do. Now, It seems to me that the Dog-Faced girl would make a way better girlfriend (or bed buddy) than a ultra-pretty girl. And as I said in my video, I have my reasons:
Reasons you'll be better off with the Dog-Faced Girl:
1. She'll be super-thankful to have you, cutting down the chances of cheating
2. You'll never have to worry about your friends hitting on her behind your back
3. She'll be more willing to do some freaky sex sh*t just to please you
4. She'll have a great personality & a sense of humor, so you'll never be bored.

Now on the other hand, the girl with the ultra pretty face has more of a superiority complex that needs to be nourished with compliments, attention, validation, etc. In turn, she probably won't be jumping thru hoops to make you happy; but rather doing just enough to keep you content.
Disadvantages of the girl with the Ultra-Pretty face:
1. She'll be so in love with herself, she'll treat you like crap because she has no idea how to be selfless & considerate
2. She's only attracted to people that remind her of herself. This includes other chicks, in which case she isn't going to be worried about you anyway -sorry!
3. She's crazy.

So the question is: which girl would you rather have? Choose wisely!
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